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tardis-blueimpala:

findthepaththatisyourown:

peaceloveandstarwars:

“I was walking down the boardwalk in Venice Beach and some kids had probably two litters of puppies in a cardbord box. They were maybe a day to 3 days old and she was at the very bottom of the box and she couldn’t open her eyes yet. Nearly could fit into the palm of my hand.. and they were like ‘gimme 300 dollars!’ and I was like ‘I got 20 bucks on me. Give me the one that’s not gonna make it through the day.’ And I took her to the vet and he was like ‘I don’t know, man. She’s too young, she shouldn’t be away from her mom.’ So I bottle-fed her for a month and she used to kiss her way around which is how she got her name ‘Bisou’ - it means ‘kiss’ in french. And 12 years later, here she is.”

ALL OF MY CREYS

I… love… THIS MAN.

manipulistic:

My question is: Did that nigga get hit with the ceiling fan’s blade cause it look like it’s coming for him

perlaas:

sinnamonscouture:

Lorde Rocks Louis Vuitton and Dolce & Gabbana For FASHION Magazine Spread

letsglitchit:

Lavafalls

vinegod:

Hard knock life by BarkleyThePom

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

tylerchokely:

i love star trek!

Pluto was a planet, some committee of fancy assholes disagree, I disagree back

onlylolgifs:

How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener

waking up on the sofa after a night out

zackisontumblr:

catpuppys:

this guy could be the last airbender tbh

i bet he can do that with his dick too